When the third season of "Orange Is the New Black" premieres Friday, you can lock up its fans and throw away the key — as long as they've got a computer screen and an Internet connection.
"OITNB," as its fans shorthand it, is an original Netflix series following the lives of women serving time at Litchfield Penitentiary, a fictional upstate New York women's prison. The central character, Piper (Taylor Schilling), is a classic blonde WASP busted for toting drug money after her street-smart former girlfriend Alex (Laura Prepon) rats her out.
A preview of the first few of the 13 new episodes reveals a lighter overall tone this season, with one-line zingers galore, new guards, an intriguing new inmate or two, a bedbug infestation that forces everyone to run around in granny panties and bullet bras, and the usual strife, subterfuge and side-eye from Crazy Eyes. Boring Larry is gone, but so is fabulously loathsome abusive guard Pornstache. Still no back story, so far, on why Crazy Eyes is doing time, but we get to see Sophia (Laverne Cox) as a man.
A brief explainer for the unincarcerated, er, uninitiated: "OITNB" is adapted from a book by Piper Kerman, an upper-middle-class Smith grad who really went to prison for a year. In the hands of Jenji Kohan, the genius writer/producer/director behind "Weeds," the show not only breaks ground in character development for women of color, who are underrepresented on television. It's also one of the most compelling, well-written series running anywhere, be it prime-time network, pay cable or on-demand streaming. Along with "House of Cards," "OITNB" has made Netflix a major player in original online programming, leading to new successes such as the Florida drama "Bloodline" and the Tina Fey-helmed comedy "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt."
Kohan calls "OINTB" a drama and a comedy — she doesn't think one should exist without the other. And with more than 30 regular speaking roles and a back story told in flashbacks for nearly every one, there's plenty of both to go around.
Early critics of the series complained that it took the story of a white blonde to get the show made in the first place, but Piper is arguably the least interesting character on the show, perhaps by design. Cliques at Litchfield divide along racial and cultural lines — African-American, Latina, white-trash meth heads — and do battle verbally and physically.
Suzanne, aka Crazy Eyes (Uzo Aduba, who won an Emmy last season), barrels her way in and out of sanity. Doggett, aka Pennsatucky (Taryn Manning), has had more abortions than she has good teeth, and has softened her avenging evangelical angel act. Red (Kate Mulgrew), a formidable Russian chef, has been banished from her domain, the prison kitchen, which has been taken over by Gloria (Selenis Leyva) and her "Spanish Harlem" Latina gang.
Santeria and segregation
This season, Gloria steps up her Santeria rituals, which Leyva calls "Catholic plus."