Single people can get a little cheeky around Valentine's Day. Red flowers, greeting cards, candy hearts and KY Intense advertisements remind them of their solitary status.

So why not have a little fun with it? Single straight gals and gay guys, head to the Sears Court at Mall of America and have your picture taken with Mr. Clean. Send your pic to not-so-well-meaning friends and family constantly wondering whom you're dating. How can you go wrong with a guy with guns as thick as cantaloupes and eyebrows as white as Anderson Cooper's hair.

As if that's not enough to make you want to update your Facebook page, Mr. Clean will also be handing out FREE 32 ounce bottles of Mr. Clean (a $3 value!) with new scents, New Zealand Springs and Hawaiian Aloha. Two thousand bottles will be given away each day. Play your cards right and maybe Clean will transport you to New Zealand or Hawaii. Just don't lend him money--I don;t want to hear any stories about being taken to the cleaners by Mr. Clean.

Clean will be waiting for you in MOA's Sears Court from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Saturday and 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday.

Gotta love a guy who can still get away with a white belt.