If you're wondering what the irrepressible Nick Nolte is up to, we have a press release that should answer your queries. It begins thus:

Indeed.

So . . . this press release is about how he's endorsed a line of shampoos, or joined forces with Jimmy Buffett to provide shirts for aging men who long to retire in the Keys and watch sunsets, but know they will end up an old man nodding over his mush as he stars out a suburban nursing home window at the crust of March snow? Maybe. We read on:

Ah. All is clear now. Don't feel sorry for Nick, though; this isn't the sign of a guttered career that has nothing left but endorsements. He's finished two movies this year, and has three more in various states of production. No "Tropic Thunder" sequel, but we can hope.