In order to make sense of the NFL's rulebook, former Vikings coach Brad Childress thought a test should be used on certain occasions.
Ask 50 drunks in a bar their opinion. The answer is most likely the obvious, and thus correct, call.
Was that a catch? Ask 50 drunks.
That standard would work well for the NFL's new helmet rule being implemented this season. Judging by early interpretation, the changes make a person want to belly-up to the bar, too.
It's going to be a painfully long season if the NFL and its officials insist on flagging what look like textbook tackles.
The new rules are so murky that Vikings coach Mike Zimmer sent a note to the league office asking for clarification on why a Jacksonville defender was called for a penalty in Saturday's game because it looked like a clean, proper-form tackle. Fifty drunks likely would agree.
This is not meant to slam the NFL's intent in trying to make the game safer. The long-term health of players should be paramount in how the league governs the game. Reckless hits in which players show blatant disregard for their opponents or themselves should never be tolerated.
But football is inherently dangerous and there's no way to legislate the physical aspect completely out of the game. It doesn't make someone a Neanderthal to expect football to look like football.