Everybody loves Patricia
Turns out Patricia Heaton has only been pretending to be a poor cook on "Everybody Loves Raymond" and "The Middle." The Emmy-winning actress proves she's the hostess with the mostest in the new six-part series "Patricia Heaton Parties." 11 a.m. Saturday, Food Network
It's their thing
Over the next four Saturdays, Oprah Winfrey's network will turn over its prime-time stage to "Legends: OWN at the Apollo," a concert series featuring Gladys Knight, Smokey Robinson and the Isley Brothers, all performing from the legendary venue. 9 p.m. Saturday, OWN
Tricks and treats
"The Simpsons" celebrate their 27th Halloween together with a new "Treehouse of Horror" episode that features the return of Sideshow Bob, Homer Simpson as a doughnut-crazed Godzilla and a power-hungry Milhouse. Guess which one is the scariest? 7 p.m. Sunday, KMSP, Ch. 9
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