MTV European Music awards awarded just who you'd think: Americans and Canadians. Hence the name, I guess.
Wonder how she defines Europe, though. Does she include Russia, whose history has been characterized by a yearning desire to join the West, as well as a sullen rejection of European identification? Does Gaga love all of Europe equally, or does she love Montenegro slightly more than Ireland? We have to know so we can understand her intentions.
Well, what else can one say to that. If you're wondering if anyone wore clothing made out of butchered lifestock, fear not:
Expect them to do it all over again in a couple of months and call it MTV African Music Awards. Katy Perry will get Best Single.
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