Large-breasted person of few talents publicly announces her availability for sexual relations; matron offers sons, perhaps in hopes of extending her own tenuous hold on the public imagination. People reports:

Wonder if Mama also said she hoped her sons would "knock boots" and "shag nasty" but not "get cooties." Probably not. But I'll bet you there's a twitter feed written by someone who quotes the things his mom says as she drives him to the VD clinic, and that will probably be a sitcom by 2014.