Tired of Michael Jackson yet? Oh, the media's just getting started. Nothing fills up a slow Friday like anniversary observations. CNN examines the legacy and finds it's full of contradictions:

For some, maybe. I'm not particularly confused. Very talented, screwed-up guy. Popular phenom. But did anyone ever wear one glove? Let alone this one?

Maybe that's the version sold to people who were careless in bandsaw accidents. Check out the low, low price, and these attributes:

  • The biggest advantage of this paragraph glove is the ability to easily reflect dazzling light!
  • High-grade elastic glove texture!
  • More fit the palm, not loose!
  • Feel comfortable, breathable wear stylish!

Paragraph glove more fit the palm, for only a penny? CNN's right; the legacy is confusing.