When your number's up, there's nothing you can do to protect yourself:
One small problem:
Details, details.
So I'm guessing he didn't use the plow blade:
Happy ending! I'm glad. But again we note one of our favorite phrases:"Good Samaritan." Yes, yes, we all know what it means, but since there actually is an ethnoreligous group - to use the term Wikipedia employs - called the Samaritans, the phrase suggests that there's something a bit dubious about Samaritans in general." Let me tell you a story about someone who was a Samaritan, yea, but a good Samaritan."
So I'm guessing this wasn't Simon Delivers:
Be on the lookout for Octomom:
What's more, oshifer, this is Earth, in the solar system, in the galaxy Andromeda:
The address: Apple Valley. Nine more blocks and the guy would be in Iowa.