Earlier this week, Michael Boxall's new fiancée predicted he would score a goal soon. Considering the center back has only one other goal during his Minnesota United tenure so far, he scoffed at the idea.
But from a corner kick just before halftime, Boxall booted a strike past the Portland Timbers goalkeeper and proceeded to lose his mind.
"I blacked out," Boxall said, "because I think I did about three or four different celebrations all within the few seconds after it went in."
He jumped, fist-bumped, rocketed the ball back into the supporters' section, pointed to the suites, took a knee, pounded his heart and then blew a kiss to his bride-to-be, whom he proposed to just days ago.
That score gave the Loons a 3-0 lead that the team managed to hang on to through a flawed second half to beat the Portland 3-2 at TCF Bank Stadium in front of an announced crowd of 24,525. The Loons, whose playoff chances dwindle, improve to 10-16-3 for ninth in the Western conference while Portland fell to 13-9-8 but maintained fourth place.
If only Romario Ibarra's celebration had gone as enthusiastically.
The winger scored first in the 18th minute thanks to a nice setup from playmaker Darwin Quintero. Quintero beat a defender and Portland's goalkeeper off his line before passing an easy tap-in to Ibarra. Quintero set the winger up again in the 36th minute, lobbing a long pass to Ibarra for him to finish.
But it was as Ibarra was running to celebrate that score that he pulled up short, reaching for his right thigh with a presumed hamstring injury. He left the game shortly after and said postgame he was hopeful it was just a pull, but the team will know more Monday after tests.