For today's state money melodrama, pretend that you're the parent of a financially profligate young adult who ran up a large credit card debt.
(For many of my fellow baby boomers, this assignment isn't terribly challenging.)
You recently rescued your spendthrift offspring from bloated credit card interest rates by loaning him or her a sum sufficient to pay off the card debt, after extracting a promise of orderly repayment.
You then learn via the family grapevine that instead of repaying you, your child is spending again. Rumors about spring break in Florida have reached family headquarters.
In your big scene, you confront your young adult with stern words: "Why don't you grow up and pay off your debt?!"
So said House Taxes chair Ann Lenczewski as she explained why she and her fellow House DFLers are so keen to pay schools the last of the IOUs — known in Capitol parlance as "the shift" — that the state issued between 2009 and 2011.
As the Bloomington DFLer spun this fable, the schools are the disappointed parent and state government the reckless debtor — or, that is, it would be, if it acceded to Gov. Mark Dayton's proposal to delay full repayment of the school shift until 2016-17.
A fiscally responsible, grown-up state wouldn't wait that long, Lenczewski argues. It would settle up with schools by the end of the next biennial budget period — June 30, 2015 — on a debt that as of Thursday's state budget forecast stands slightly north of $800 million.