Jon Kramer had returned to his parents' Ontario homestead for research on a family cookbook when he stumbled upon two library books from his youth — each more than 40 years overdue.
The cooking and camping guides were checked out of Maryland's Montgomery County Public Libraries in the early 1970s, meant to assist the family's preparation for vacations to Minnesota's Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness (BWCA). By his count, the books had racked up a combined 85 years of late fees.
Instead of looking the other way, the Minneapolis resident decided to pay up. He made a $1,552.30 donation to cover the fees — calculated at the 1970s-era rate of a nickel a day.
A letter dated for Thanksgiving Day arrived at the county library a few weeks later, detailing Kramer's discovery. He recounted how influential the public institution was during his childhood in Rockville, Md., and how the books had become embedded "in family lore and have acquired heirloom status."
He offered the enclosed check, but asked to keep the books on his shelves.
"It is our hope that you will refrain from calling the FBI to report this as international trafficking or stolen goods and instead allow us the freedom of maintaining the ill-begotten literature on loan for the next 85 combined years or so, at which time we hope to make another payment to your venerable institution on their behalf," wrote Kramer, 59.
"Sincerely in literature — the paper kind," he signed.
The books — titled "The New Way of the Wilderness" by Calvin Rutstrum and "365 Meatless Main Dishes" by William Kaufman — still bore the antiquated Twinbrook branch library key punch cards on the inside cover.