Miley Cyrus is sorry

Sorry she was caught, perhaps

February 10, 2011 at 3:54PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

All those lectures from the publicist might be sinking in.

Which is what, exactly? She's not even 19 and she has five tattoos. A parent can sit with a kid who smoked too much salvia and calm them down, but unless mom or dad has a home laser in the garage, those tats aren't going anywhere. As for being a role model, that's sort-of kinda almost true:

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