Noted defensive innovator Mike Zimmer was asked to bring the heat while roasting Marvin Lewis, the longtime friend, colleague and former boss who gave him free rein to concoct the Double A Gap defense that has spread throughout the NFL the past decade.
"I roasted him," the Vikings head coach said, "but he roasted me right back."
Life Learning Center in Cincinnati had chosen Lewis, the Bengals' head coach, for its St. Patrick's roast in March. Gallows humor was encouraged, and no subject was off the table between two dear NFL warhorses.
Not Zimmer's eye surgeries. "He had all kinds of photos with me in my eye patch up on the screen," Zimmer said.
And not even Lewis' 0-7 playoff record.
"I think I can tell this story," Zimmer said with a laugh this week as he prepared to face Lewis and the Bengals for the first time as Vikings coach.
"You know Marvin hadn't won a playoff game. So I said, 'So we're in Minnesota playing the Seahawks in the playoffs.' I say, 'It's 10-9 and we got a 27-yard field goal with 30 seconds left.' I say, 'Why is [winning] so hard for Marvin?' And then Blair Walsh missed the field goal. And I go, 'Oh. I get it now.' "
Zimmer can laugh now. Kind of.