Anyway, that's half of the nightmare scenario, and it's already happened. The other half could happen tonight. Kyle Lohse pitches Game 7 of the NLCS. He is already 1-0 in the series. If the ex-Twins pitcher -- who once reportedly attacked Ron Gardenhire's office door with a bat after being removed from a start -- hurls a gem and the Cardinals win in San Francisco after squandering a 3-1 series lead, Lohse has to be a good bet to win NLCS MVP. No hitters are in line for the award. No other pitchers are, either.
Think about that: Young and Lohse as LCS MVPs.
Man oh man.