According to Naomi Campbell's testimony, someone gave her a cheap bag full of dirty, small rocks, and said they were a gift from NO ONE IN PARTICULAR, so she got up the next day, put on her Mother Theresa costume, and spent the morning distributing the stones to orphans. They like shiny things. It's the only joy in their wretched little lives.
Mia Farrow would like to set the record straight:
Taylor's on trial for war crimes. Campbell is not on trial for being a model who thinks she's entitled to everything, including free diamonds from the Commander-in-Thief of a miserably poor nation.
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