Samilee Moody. Yingxin Ye. Elijah Zebulon Bernstein-Cooper.
On Saturday afternoon, Jayne Niemi will read these and 530 other names before the crowd at Macalester College's commencement. Her voice will be louder and her pulse quicker, but she will have practiced the names many times.
Niemi, the St. Paul college's registrar, scrutinizes each syllable, delighting in an annual duty others regard as a chore. She imitates recordings of the international students, calls students for a "test drive" and, on the tough ones, consults the linguistics department.
"It's their day," said Niemi, whose own name (NEE-mee) was read at Macalester's 1979 ceremony. "It's big and exciting. They have all these people around them. I don't want to inject any sour notes in there."
The degree of difficulty is heightened by the small college's large international population: A total of 66 international students will walk across the lawn this year.
"I want it to be a day when they're recognized for being who they are — and that's their name."
She is rewarded with hugs from graduates, letters from grandmas and, when he gave the commencement address in 2002, praise from Garrison Keillor. "He'd say, 'Oh, good one,' when I got a hard name," Niemi said, blushing. "I was kind of proud of that."
From butchery to mastery
Before she took charge of the names in 2000, Macalester's provosts stumbled through them. Even they admit it was brutal.