He didn't move like Jagger. Luke Bryan didn't have those little skittering steps like Mick Jagger when the Rolling Stones god took the stage at TCF Bank Stadium 2½ weeks ago. No, on Saturday at the Bank, Bryan shook it like a Polaroid picture.
All wiggling butt and pickup truck machismo.
Bryan is the king of bro-country, the subgenre that features lyrics about trucks, beer, babes, dirt roads and partying. He teamed up with Florida Georgia Line, the bro-country princes, to the delight of 43,000 fans at the first country-music concert at the University of Minnesota football stadium.
They hit the stage with one message: This is how we bro, ur, roll.
For Bryan, that meant fireworks behind the stage as British rocker Muse's "Supremacy" played and then an odd pregnant pause — or should we say technical difficulties? — before a video of a pickup truck appeared on large video screens. And finally Bryan emerged from below the stage, singing "Kick the Dust Up," the title song of this tour.
Too bad his nasally tenor had all the power of a Go-Kart when the occasion called for a Ram 1500 pickup.
That's not how you should sound when you're trying to turn a cornfield into a party, as the lyrics go.
Let's just say he received a louder response when he tossed off his jacket than he did when he sang "All My Friends Say," his first hit dating back to 2007. But then he shook up a can of beer and shook his derrière — and he had the crowd at first wiggle.