Lindsey's Gulag

Lindsey's Gulag


Day one in jail for Lohan, 13 to go. That’s right: Lohan will learn the error of her ways and pay for her drunk driving by spending an entire fortnight in the slammer. With good behavior she’ll probably be out by noon - still shaken by the harrowing ordeal, but grateful for the chance to reflect. Meanwhile, tears:

"Understandably, Lindsay's having a difficult time adjusting as it would be for anyone," Shawn Chapman Holley told PEOPLE after the brief visit with her client Tuesday. "She's trying to make the necessary adjustments to an extremely stressful and difficult situation. There were some tears."

 Lohan, who'll be confined to her 12-by-8 cell alone for approximately 22 hours a day for about two weeks, is being kept in a special segregated unit away from the general population. E! reality star Alexis Neiers, 19, occupies the next-door cell once used by Paris Hilton.

Who? That’s the kid who was on “Pretty Wild,” but she's more "famous" for being part of the gang of idiots who burglarized famous stars’ houses. Didn’t one of those houses belong to Paris? So here we have someone who broke into someone’s house spending their burglary sentence in the cell once occupied by the same person whose house the criminal burgled. It’s possible this has never happened before in the history of America. Ever.

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