Lohan on Letterman? No.

Hilarity will result.

February 16, 2011 at 5:00PM

The crack writing team for Letterman had a brilliant idea: instead of doing jokes about Lindsay Lohan, why not have her do the jokes? It's like a self-contained ecosystem of irony and humor!

Hope that was number 10.

UPDATE! BREAKING! As this post was being written, this crossed the wires:

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