Do not pass Go, do not collect $500,000 from People by telling your story, go directly to rehab:
She got out at 1:35 AM? This sounds so LA: jails don't open until late afternoon and go all night. The rehab facility probably doesn't unlock its doors until 4 PM. They hang a sign: sorry, long night. Come back later.
Anyway, straight to rehab? No time to stop home for a quick one?
Translation: if she has a day, she might do something very stupid she would later regret. Like sign up for another "Herbie" sequel.
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