Lohan is free, about to be richer

There is no justice.

August 25, 2010 at 1:56PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Lohan is out of rehab, and we have the first pictures. It's taken a toll, the last month:

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Actually, no, that's Sean Penn. Lohan served three weeks of her three month sentence, and of course we all know she was released early from jail as well. The inevitable interview will soon follow, and she'll be paid something like half a million dollars to tell what it was like to eat with a spork (which they took away after every meal!) and be told by doctors that your problems were actually caused by a misprescribed drug so it's not your fault, sweetie, it never was. Well, we'l see if she gets that much money. Now that she's out, interest may wane. Please let it wane.

As for what Penn is doing, WENN has the explanation.

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