Breaking: alcohol was detected in the vicinity of Lindsay Lohan, or vice versa:

It's obvious: she's being set up. She was given a SCRAM bracelet, but in this case it stands for Starlet Crisis Reality Adjustment Module. If she isn't drinking it actually fetches a drink for her. It's not her fault! It's never her fault.

UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that she is blaming TMZ.

Los Angeles is a big city. They can find some people who don't have an opinion one way or the other.