Lindsay Lohan wants an apology, because the drugs made her do, er, drugs:
Keep in mind she was arrested for drunk driving, and got in trouble because she didn't show up for court dates. Maybe clinical trials have established that "irresponsibility and a sense of entitlement" are side effects of Adderall, but that suggests that half of Hollywood would be have to be popping them like Pez.
In related news, a judge may rule on something related to Lindsay Lohan:
He could be requesting that the court revisit Lohan's rehab session in light of new evidence - specifically, the shocking inability of the courtroom artist to draw Lohan without giving her a preposterously long neck. Who knows how this has swayed public opinion.
I just found these buried in an AP slide show. Behold the weeping maidens in the back:
