No doubt you've heard of the ongoing problems with MNLARS, which stands for Minnesotans Need Licenses and Renewals? Sorry.
Like most large problems, I paid it no mind until I was personally affected, but now it's a crisis. My tabs expire at the end of the month, and the new ones haven't arrived.
I'm starting to get worried, but the tabs don't have to be up until midnight on the 10th day of the following month. Still, what if they don't show up, and I'm pulled over at 12:02 a.m. on May 11? That's never any fun, because you sit there while they call up your records, which go back to grade school, and, for all you know, there's an open warrant on making a flatulence sound in the crook of your elbow at kindergarten naptime.
"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
"To enforce a tiny infraction in the name of asserting the necessity and supremacy of a framework of mutually agreed-upon social structures?"
"That, yes, and your tabs."
You could claim MNLARS is the problem — come May 10th, I'm sure I will — but what is the problem with MNLARS? Computers, they say. I think the system works something like this:
1. The tab requests are put into a big plastic bin, which is coated with Crisco.