The lawsuit against U.S. Bancorp for mismanaging its pension, which is headed for the U.S. Supreme Court, originated in our backyard, but that's not the reason to pay attention to this one.
The suit — a multifaceted, legal oddball — has dragged on for years.
It is generally about the rules and the remedies baked into the Employee Retirement Income Security Act going back to the 1970s, but this suit has one very quirky feature.
It alleges harm from improperly managing a pension fund, even though no U.S. Bank pensioner has ever come close to missing a full check.
An analysis of the issues led to this laugh-out-loud headline in the industry publication Plansponsor: "Supreme Court Asked If Well-Funded Pensions Can Harm Participants."
If they sleep so soundly they miss their golf tee times.
It seems a little like suing the tour bus operator because you are sort of bugged after the driver drove briefly on the shoulder of the road, 6 feet from the guardrail.
But an odd thing happened while reporting what was going to be a funny column about how a lawsuit over pension benefits that never came close to being lost can somehow still be alive, six years later.