Well, that was a great "American Idol" - Cameron Diaz and Antonio Banderas came by to talk with Ryan Seacrest about Shrek 9,395! Awesome. Also there was singing. Siobhan - pronounced "Shi-bon," according to my neighbor, Siobhan - was heaved off the show. THIS GOES AGAINST THE WILL OF AMERICA.
Or so a press release would have you believe. I got this yesterday:
The viewers were pulling for Crystal Bowersox, which frankly sounds like something you'd buy in a New Age store in Sedona to help realighn your feet's energy matrix. I don't watch the show, so this is all gibberish to me, but you do. So: How do you feel about last night's show?
Bonus question: how many fingers on the hand of an American Idol contestant on the Domino's Pizza box?
