Here at PopCrush we just don't hoover up any old photos; we use AP, the richest kind. It's Mountain Grown! Also because we only have license to use AP. We mention that because there is no photo here to accompany the story, and we'd like to explain why. Don't think we didn't try. Don't think we didn't type into the Google search field the phrase "Lady Gaga Blue Armpit Hair AP photo" and pause for a moment before hitting send, because we certainly did.

Nothing came back we could use. So you'll have to go here. If you must.