Remember our rule about entertainment writing? Any piece about a musician must include their lyrics in the opening paragraph. We're proud to present today's example:
"Gave" would be more accurate, but that's not the lyric. Now I defy you to understand this next part:
Did the suit sell for $46K, or is that what they're suing for? I know, I know, who cares. Tiny story, what's the point? This:
Biond Fury! More about him in a moment. Here's a bonus: a source in the story makes a Beatles quote!
At which point the reporter sighed "thank you. Perfect." As for Mr. Fury: go here, and scroll alllll the way to the right. Yes, to the right. You'll thank me.
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