Jessica Simpson is happy, sources say:

This is why people rely on TMZ: they have sources. Now, I don't know if they heard a rumor she was happy, and called to confirm, or if the Sources got a memo in the morn that said "Inform the media I am happy."

But it's not that simple. The reporter learns she is happy, the obvious question is: "How happy?"

Pause.

"Can I get back to you on that? Thanks." An hour later, the phone rings.

"She's very happy."

StarTribune photo / Jeff Wheeler

Then again, she's always very happy, isn't she? If you want proof, here's a gallery of her Top Stupid Twitpics. Sources say I didn't make it past the one with the foot.