The wheels of justice grind slowly, yo:
Prosecutors say they want to resolve the case without dragging it on any further, possibly to avoid swearing in Snooki as a character witless. I mean witness. No, I don't.
"Jersey Shore" guy who isn't the Situation was indicted
Pow.
December 20, 2010 at 8:19PM
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