If you know the basic narrative for the pro-Anniston camp has some fundamental tenets. She was wronged by Angelina Jolie, who used her Witch Power to steal Jen's husband. She is also incredibly brave and not tragic at all and doesn't need a man although we hope she will find true love soon. That's the story. Now the New York Post is going to blow that all apart! Just kidding.

The article also says that Theroux is "edgier" than most of the people she dates. Or as edgy as you can be when you grow up in Washington as the son of a journalist and a corporate lawyer. If the name looks familiar, yes, he's the nephew of the author Paul Theroux, one of the most respected travel writers in the world. Whether you believe everything he writes is your decision, of course. I actually remember this episode, taken from his wikipedia entry:

This was tough for Burgess fans; it wasn't a secret that the fellow would take a drink if he had to, as Christopher Hitchens said of himself, but the portrait of the author in Theroux's story was horrible. Cruel and unlikeable. You hate to think your favorite authors are lousy people.

Are we about as far away from the original topic as possible? Okay, great.