I never could figure out why no one made a big-budget Titanic sequel called "Britannic," detailing the sinking of one of Titanic's sister ships. Yes, yes, there was a TV movie, but well, it was a TV movie. Don't tell me they couldn't have poured large dollars into a "Titanic"-style tale and made a half a billion dollars with the right script. They could have made it on the giant set Cameron built, too; a new coat of paint, a new Horner score - sounding like every other Horner score, but new - and voila, a guaranteed hit. (The third sister ship, the "Olympic," lasted until 1935, although it did hit another vessel in '34 and sliced it in half.) Which brings us to this casting call, posted on Craigslist:

A fake, no doubt, but the prospect of seeing AquaJack fight Mantrock, king of the Mantocks, is such a brilliant idea it needs to be done. Especially since the pressure at those depths would make it difficult to throw a punch with any great speed - the action scenes would look like two old men in walkers slapping each other in the Denny's parking lot.

Bonus line from the ad:

"Actors with mermaid and under water acting experience are highly desirable."