You can learn new English words as a tourist, even when most people around you are speaking Czech.
Before my recent wintertime visit to Prague — a storybook warren of castles, ancient bridges and cobbled streets, all of which were lucky enough to escape the bombs of World War II — I'd never known the definition of the word "defenestration." If I'd had to guess, I would have figured it had something to do with thinning trees.
No. Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out a window.
I'm standing in the Old Royal Palace, a remarkable edifice whose origins date back to 1135. It's part of the sprawling hilltop complex known as "The Castle," whose imposing presence looks down upon the sprawl and bustle of Prague like an imperious household cat one-eye napping in a strategic vantage point. Along with the glorious Gothic splendor of St. Vitus Cathedral, stuffed with artworks celebrating Catholics slaughtering Protestants, the Old Royal Palace has that faint and melancholy whiff of the dusty past. You just know important things happened here.
Such as the infamous Defenestration of 1618.
The politics and religious details are long and involved, but the result was this: In a part of the palace called the Bohemian Chancellery, peeved Protestants tossed three important Catholics out the window, a fall of about 70 feet. They survived. Some attributed their good fortune to angels offering a heavenly assist, while others more pragmatically pointed out that a huge pile of dung broke their fall.
Oh, and by the way: throwing those guys out the window started a little conflict known as the Thirty Years War.
Looking out that window and imagining those long-ago men tumbling to their odoriferous landing pad, I'm intrigued by how accessible history can feel in Prague.