In defense of dandelions

May 11, 2012 at 2:27AM
Dandelions
Dandelions (University Of Minnesota/The Minnesota Star Tribune)

A few spring days ago, while relaxing in my gazebo, I saw, beyond the galaxy of yellow blossoms and white puffballs that is my yard, my young neighbor digging dandelions out of her lawn with a garden trowel.

I could see maybe six spots of yellow in her lawn's even spread of Kentucky bluegrass -- a monocultural sea that surrounds my own biodiverse double lot on all sides. I asked myself: What does the world have against dandelions?

They bloom brightly on southern slopes when the frost is barely out of the ground, bringing color to the drab landscape of early spring. Two weeks later, they've spread across the new green like a golden carpet.

They delight the eyes of children. They nurture honeybees, who, I am told, need all the nurturing they can get. Their buttery color and the consequent "test" under the chin afford us a kind of entry-level intimacy with the opposite sex.

When they go to seed, their tough tall stems, tokens of life's vigor, reassure us: Waste our planet though we may, dandelions will still be multiplying after their kind on the fringes of our toxic dumps.

Once they have filled the air with their fluffy seeds, dandelions subside into (and are, in my yard, a major component of) a lawn's even green, their lion's-tooth leaves visible only to homeowners who have nothing better to do than survey their domain for the slightest irregularity.

Their roots go deep, tapping the subsoil moisture that will keep them green when all about them have gone dormant in our ever-more-frequent droughts (see the preceding paragraph for the lesson taught).

And dandelions have lineage and utility. They were brought to this continent -- a successful species introduction if ever there was one -- by early settlers to provide fresh greens and new wine after long winters of deprivation and scurvy.

Ah, my dandelion. Who dares call thee weed?

In my experience, just about everyone over the age of 10. My mother was the first.

"Oh, thank you, Michael," she said, receiving a damp bouquet from my three-year-old hand. "But ..."

Seeing the disappointment in my face as she disclosed the weedlike nature of these lovely blooms, she actually put them in water, and didn't throw them out until I went down for my nap, thinking I'd forget.

But I haven't forgotten. Over the decades, I have kept my early appreciation of our friends the dandelions, refusing to buy a dandelion hoe (my arthritic neighbor to the north has one that requires no bending over), encouraging biodiversity (though I draw the line at broadleaf plantain, a true weed), resisting the blandishments of Scotts Turf Builder and Chemlawn.

Now I look across my expanse of eye- and bee-delighting, life-sustaining and -affirming "weeds," these green-and-yellow intimations of vegetable immortality, and I think: You were right about most everything else, Mom, but you were wrong about dandelions.

Long may they spread across our lawns and parklands, resisting the hoes and sprays of the finicky, giving me a flowery green lawn with no effort whatsoever, affording me the leisure to watch my neighbor trying to weed the unweedable.

And why should the dandelion's kingdom be limited to this earth? If NASA, as part of its postshuttle economies, wants to terraform Mars on the cheap, it should send a packet of dandelion seeds along with the next Rover.

A few Martian springs from now, the red planet will blossom into the butter-yellow planet, and then the white planet, with planetwide seed storms, and then the green planet, with oxygen to spare and fresh salads for early settlers.

So now that you know the dandelion to be the boon and ornament it really is, let me tell you about Creeping Charlie.

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Michael Nesset, of North St. Paul, is a teacher.

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