Satire and sarcasm are weapons not to be ignored in a sports writer's quest to produce commentary. The worst way to use these gimmicks, in my opinion, is to actually state that it is satire or sarcasm.
You throw out something preposterous, and expect readers to say, "That can't be true,'' and then everyone has a chuckle.
A new and wonderful element in the communication of satire and sarcasm arrived a few years back with Twitter. It can rapidly pass along snippets of actual information, but a case could be made that it was created as a vehicle for satire and sarcasm.
That's the way I see it, anyway. I use Twitter regularly – 35,500 Tweets is the current count – and apply the same standard for satire and sarcasm in those 140 characters as in a sports column:
Offer up something preposterous and let the readers say, "That can't be true,'' and then everyone has a chuckle.
There's another factor in Twitter: followers.
Basically, when I send out a Tweet, it's intended for those followers … and with the assumption that the regulars know the bit.
Back on Jan. 6, 2013, Tubby's Gophers were playing Northwestern at Williams Arena. The Gophers were highly rated, but the teams plowed through a first half of frightening ineptitude.