Tuesday after work, I headed to the Minnesota State Fair for my annual solo trip where I let my inner child out to play: I go where I want, eat what I want, and drink what I want.
Tuesday was cool, the fair unusually uncrowded. That let me see a lot of stuff in a few hours. Eventually I chose my last food item of the evening: an andouille sausage with fried onions, cheese sauce and pizza sauce.
After adding some spicy mustard to the top, I strolled down Judson, took a right on Nelson, and then a left onto Minnesota en route to that bar by the midway where I knew I could get a good pour of my favorite State Fair beer: Grain Belt Premium.
As I bellied up to the bar, I reached into my pocket. Phone was there, keys were there, but no wallet.
Are you kidding me?! At the State Fair, of all places? &$*@!
I retraced my steps, knowing the chances were zero that I would see my billfold on the street. Even though it was a cool weekday evening, there still were tens of thousands of people on the fairgrounds.
Somebody had picked up my wallet. Worse yet, I figured somebody had picked my pocket. The situation was made worse by knowing I would be traveling soon and would need my driver's license and credit card. What a mess.
Google got me to the State Fair's lost-and-found phone number. The voice on the other end was reassuring and surprisingly chipper, not unlike the restaurant cashier in the movie "Fargo." She seemed to think my wallet would show up. It happens all the time, she said.