Minnesota House of Representatives walks into a bar...says to the bartender, "Hey, we just passed the omnibus liquor bill, 107-16."
This is the long-awaited bill that clears the way for beer sales at University of Minnesota football games. It's the result of years of negotiations between the university – which only wanted to sell alcohol to the patrons in the upper suites – and the Legislature, which wanted the beer to flow to the cheap seats as well. The Senate passed the omnibus earlier this week.
The omnibus also includes a handful of smaller bills about wine tastings and craft beer festivals and whether liquor stores should be allowed to sell t-shirts with their logos.
But, despite the best efforts of some lawmakers, it did not lift Minnesota's ban on Sunday liquor sales, or allow anyone under-21 to have a drink in a bar with their parents.
"If it's legal on six days, why isn't it legal on seven?" said Rep. Steve Drazkowski, R-Mazeppa, who offered the Sunday liquor sale amendment, much to the chagrin of the omnibus sponsors, who were hoping to keep controversy to a minimum.
"We're all adults," agreed Rep. John Kriesel, R-Cottage Grove, arguing that it's time to modernize the last remnant of the "Blue Laws" that used to ban Americans from shopping for much of anything, not just alcohol, on the Lord's Day.
Both Drazkowski and Kriesel tried to amend the omnibus to legalize Sunday liquor sales – Kriesel's bill would have legalized Sunday sales just in the border counties. Both attempts were defeated resoundingly.
"Nobody's crying for Sunday liquor sales," said DFL Rep. Kerry Gauthier, whose hometown of Duluth sits just over the border from Wisconsin, where Sunday liquor sales are legal.