Have Yourself a Gleeky Little Christmas

This was inevitable.

October 26, 2010 at 3:13PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Trying hard to write like a real life Jackie Harvey, People's Michael Ausiello gives us an exclusive scoop:

"The 12 Days of Christmas," which is the Christmas season's version of "99 bottles of Beer on the Wall," is not one of the songs, in case you were worried.

As one of the comments says:

Do they have a new internet that's just plugged directly into people's brains - they don't have to type their comments, just think? That would explain a lot.

about the writer

about the writer

jameslileks

More from No Section

See More
FILE -- A rent deposit slot at an apartment complex in Tucker, Ga., on July 21, 2020. As an eviction crisis has seemed increasingly likely this summer, everyone in the housing market has made the same plea to Washington: Send money — lots of it — that would keep renters in their homes and landlords afloat. (Melissa Golden/The New York Times) ORG XMIT: XNYT58
Melissa Golden/The New York Times

It’s too soon to tell how much the immigration crackdown is to blame.