Trying hard to write like a real life Jackie Harvey, People's Michael Ausiello gives us an exclusive scoop:

"The 12 Days of Christmas," which is the Christmas season's version of "99 bottles of Beer on the Wall," is not one of the songs, in case you were worried.

As one of the comments says:

Do they have a new internet that's just plugged directly into people's brains - they don't have to type their comments, just think? That would explain a lot.