Jesse Ventura is in a movie again. He's playing the governor of Indiana. The Trib-Star says:

Yes, reach for the Debs when you want authentic Midwestern flavor. The Tribune-Star - which sounds like a strange, mirror image of our paper, doesn't it? - says today he's heading home. In his car.

If he's not going to fly until he wins his suit, one suggestion: books on tape. Makes the miles just melt away.