The Gophers have 30 victories over the past four seasons, but senior quarterback Mitch Leidner said he'd trade all of them for one win over Wisconsin on Saturday.
"I probably would, to be honest with you," Leidner said Tuesday.
It's the longest running rivalry in the Football Bowl Subdivision, at 125 games dating back to 1890, but it's also become one of the most one-sided.
The Badgers have won 12 consecutive games against the Gophers, who haven't celebrated with Paul Bunyan's Axe since Rhys Lloyd hit his game-winning field goal at the Metrodome in 2003.
"We need to win it here eventually," Gophers coach Tracy Claeys said, "to make it a rivalry again."
Rivalries are supposed to swing back and forth, alternating for fans between agony and sweet hallelujah. This all-time series looks OK: Minnesota still leads 59-58-9. But the Badgers have bogarted the Axe, going 19-2 against Minnesota since 1994. That also was the last time the Gophers beat Wisconsin in Madison, the site of this Saturday's game.
All across college football, this is considered "Rivalry Week." Without checking the schedule, longtime fans know that means Ohio State/Michigan, the Iron Bowl (Alabama/Auburn), Notre Dame/USC, the Egg Bowl (Ole Miss/Mississippi State), Clemson/South Carolina, Florida/Florida State, the Apple Cup (Washington/Washington State), Arizona/Arizona State and the Civil War (Oregon/Oregon State).
A check of those rivalries and several others on SportsReference.com, shows how unusual this dominant run by Wisconsin over Minnesota has been. According to that website's "Rivalry Finder" feature, none of the series mentioned above has seen a one-sided run like this, except the Egg Bowl — Mississippi State won 12 straight against Ole Miss from 1911-1925.