You can understand why someone would be nervous about appearing on TV. It's a medium that values youth and superficial beauty, so you'd want the best a stylist or make-up artist could offer. It's what you owe the viewing public, after all. They expect the best! Don't you go showing up on TV with your hagged-out 18-year old face! INJECT CHEMICALS INTO YOUR SKIN!
Because the viewing public demands narrow faces. Today, anyway. Tomorrow we may want rounder faces, so everyone get ready to inject synthetic substances into your cheeks.
Artist's conception of the Before-and-After:
More from Star Tribune
More from Star Tribune
More from Star Tribune
More from Star Tribune
More from Star Tribune
More From Star Tribune
More From Star Tribune
Election
In heated western Minn. GOP congressional primary, outsiders challenging incumbent
U.S. Rep. Michelle Fischbach has a solidly conservative voting record. But Steve Boyd, a Christian conservative who has never held public office, is gaining traction as an outsider.
Sports
Minnesota Sports Hall of Fame: A class-by-class list of all members
Who's in the Star Tribune Minnesota Sports Hall of Fame? From Bernie Bierman to the latest class, here's the list:
Sports
This retired journalist changed professional wrestling from Mankato
Norm Kietzer was a pioneer in professional wrestling journalism for 40 years.
High Schools
All-Metro Sports Awards: Here are the 2023 winners
The Star Tribune recognized the best of metro area high school athletes with its sixth annual All-Metro Sports Awards. Here are the 2023 winners, who were honored Wednesday night at Target Center.
