Take that, 84-13. OK, this wasn't necessarily your equal in calamity, but the fine folks in Nebraska now have their own boogeyman to haunt their memory for generations to come.
Gophers 54, Nebraska 21.
The lack of competitive fight should be sobering to loyal Cornhuskers fans who felt the thud of crash-landing on rock bottom Saturday afternoon at TCF Bank Stadium.
Mention 84-13 to Gophers fans and they still break out in a cold sweat. Nobody needs to relive the horrors of 1983. Saturday's stampede might cause a reciprocal effect, a defining loss for a once-proud program in need of a coaching change.
In a strange twist, Gophers quarterback Demry Croft pulled off his best Turner Gill impersonation with a performance that displayed his growth as a starter and a new dimension for the offense.
Croft carved up the Huskers with his feet, producing a school-record rushing total by a quarterback with 183 yards. He carried the ball 10 times, scored three touchdowns and looked far more assertive in his decisionmaking on read-option plays.
"That's what we've always wanted when we moved to him to [be the starter]," Gophers coach P.J. Fleck said.
Before we praise Croft, a quick and necessary disclaimer: The Huskers are awful defensively and played like they quit on coach Mike Riley. Nebraska has a new athletic director, so Riley's status already seemed shaky. This should remove any doubt.