St. Simons Sound was as smooth as polished marble. Our boat broke the calm, puttering in the general direction of a pair of shrimp boats a few hundred feet apart. The first, still and silent, almost looked abandoned. "They're probably sleeping or drinking. That's pretty much all they do," cracked our skipper, Cap'n John D. McCleskey.
The other boat was a relative beehive, or rather bird-hive, of activity. As we drew closer, the crew began hoisting up two green nets, bulging almost to the point of bursting with the catch of the day. Three dolphins glided about the boat, and scores of seagulls, which had been ominously lined up along every available horizontal surface, darted in a hundred directions, a chaotic, cacophonous mass in search of a free meal.
Alfred Hitchcock could not have choreographed it better.
For all of St. Simons Island's denizens -- be they flying, swimming or earthbound -- life is about the water. Most local livelihoods and tourists' recreational activities, not to mention the vibrant cuisine, revolve around the fresh, brackish and salty waters surrounding this slip of an isle.
So it was on the shrimp boat, where the men would soon start picking through their haul and tossing the "bycatch" -- a mélange of small fish, crustaceans and baby sharks that amount to about 8 pounds for every pound of shrimp netted -- to the nearby mammals, birds and the occasional loggerhead turtle.
And so it was throughout an idyllic long weekend on this barrier island halfway between Savannah and Jacksonville. Lollygagging was the order of every day we spent on the island, alongside or on the water. Rubbernecking for dolphin sightings and ambling along the beach were pretty much the extent of our physical activity.
We were even too lazy to climb the "new" lighthouse, built in 1872. Our rationalization: The view from the sand beneath was just dandy, thank you.
The lighthouse stands on the site of its predecessor, which went up in 1808 and came down when fleeing Confederate soldiers burned it to keep invading Union forces from seizing and using it. "I don't think that worked too well," Cap'n John had quipped on our boat ride.