The world is conspiring against her:

Not because blowing conditions made it difficult for people to see the stage. French authorities banned big trucks for safety reasons. But of course it's all about her:

Pauvres petits monstres. Well, when they do get to see her, don't expect a lot of holiday spirit. The Toronto Sun reports that she did an Ozzy on Santa:

Edgy and classy: Gaga all the way.