Our parade of celebrities-in-court continues with this starling news: A person who speaks quickly in a rhythmic fashion is in trouble for deploying her hindquarters as a means of expressing approbation. AP says:
How do you menace someone with a cellphone? I suppose if you have an obnoxious ringtone you could threaten to play it again.
UPDATE! By the time this post was queued and ready for take-off, the Trial of the Century was over.
Ms. Brown, after the victorious event:
