FORT MYERS, FLA. - Before we start chronicling their failures during the marathon regular season, we should recognize that Major League Baseball showcases an elite subset of the world's best ballplayers, people of remarkable skills.
Not many of them seem to have developed those skills by hiring personal coaches or playing organized ball. For many big-leaguers, the best training facilities were back yards and basements, and the optimal coaches were best friends and fathers.
Growing up in the Vancouver area, Twins first baseman Justin Morneau would spent half the year playing hockey, the other half baseball. His father had a hitting cage at his office, and Morneau spent even more time playing 2-on-2 baseball in his backyard.
"We played a lot of whiffle ball," he said. "We played home run derby in my backyard. Over the porch was a home run. It was short to left field, so you tried to hit it the other way. If [the ball] went between the wood slots on the porch, that was a ground-rule double. Left field, we called the Green Monster, because it was these huge, 80-year-old trees.
"Hitting is repetition, and figuring things out on your own. It's hard to make adjustments if you don't know your own swing, if you always had a coach telling you what to do. We'd pretend to be Griffey, Olerud, Larry Walker, guys you'd see on TV, and my swing developed off of that.
"I played more whiffle ball and tennis ball games down at the school than actual baseball games, and I think that was good."
Catcher Mike Redmond didn't even have to go outside to learn his position.
"My twin brother and I used to play in the living room, and this was even before I started catching," he said. "One of us was the catcher and one was the guy running home from third. My dad would throw home and short-hop it, and if you were the catcher, you had to take the hit, make the tag and hold on.