A week ago, Buccaneers head coach Bruce Arians was the imbecile whose kicker missed a game-winning field goal after Arians took a delay-of-game penalty on purpose. This week, Arians is a front-runner for his third NFL Coach of the Year award after knocking out the defending NFC champion Rams with a franchise-record 55 points in Los Angeles.
Two weeks ago, the Saints were 1-1 with Drew Brees. This week, they're 2-0 with Teddy Bridgewater.
The Panthers were 0-2 with Cam Newton. They're 2-0 with Kyle Allen.
The Browns started September overrated and 30-point losers at home. They ended September as underdogs sitting atop their division as 15-point winners in Baltimore.
Yessir, of the many rules in the NFL, the smartest and toughest one to obey might be the so-called "24-hour rule." The unwritten edict to let go in one day the pain or the false sense of security while social media loiters with bouquets of Super Bowl tickets for the winners and pink slips for the losers.
"We have to move on," Vikings defensive end Stephen Weatherly said after the Vikings embarrassed themselves once again in Chicago on Sunday.
But, Stephen, that wasn't just any garden-variety loss. Quarterback Kirk Cousins and the offense were plenty bad enough to warrant long-term worry. The line couldn't protect. Cousins couldn't pull the trigger. Even Adam Thielen could be seen clenching his jaw in a postgame interview, for goshsakes.
"It's time to think about the Giants," Weatherly went on to tell reporters.