The Vikings were hosting the Green Bay Packers on Christmas Eve in 2004, a Friday with a 2 p.m. kickoff at the Metrodome. A half-hour before the start, I was pushing toward the football press box, and had never been in the midst of so many obviously drunk people at a sporting event as in that narrow, jammed corridor.
The Packers won 34-31, and the media headed down to the steps to gather postgame insights. Outside the main door to the Vikings locker room, there was a drunken man pinned to the floor by police, with two young sons standing there, crying and pleading with the cops to let go of their "Daddy."
I wrote this as a lead in the next day's column, and received angry messages from several people that reading the description of that scene had ruined their Christmas morning.
The motive in doing this was to offer a dramatization of the unholy alliance between alcohol and football, in both the NFL and college game. In a sizable percentage of cases, "tailgating" is a polite term for getting plowed out of your mind and stumbling into a stadium.
By many accounts, Vikings fans visiting Philadelphia for the NFC title game two weeks ago encountered extreme examples of what happens when football fans are fueled by alcohol.
The Super Bowl is here Sunday, and the security corridor combined with price and availability of tickets figures to greatly reduce the number of drunken louts occupying the stadium.
Yet, there is an alternative event taking place on Sunday in downtown Minneapolis: the second "Sober Bowl,'' with doors opening at noon at the MUSE Event Center in the North Loop.
Houston's Tracy Abbott started this when the Super Bowl was there last February and hopes to make it an annual event.