I began writing a column for the Star Tribune in 2004. I have never before issued a statement so bold, so brave, as the one that follows:
I believe that the Minnesota Timberwolves are about to not screw up.
This is a franchise that has won one playoff game and zero playoff series in the past 15 years, that has won two playoff series in franchise history in a sport in which mediocrity gets you into the postseason and the draft is weighted to help bad teams.
This is the franchise that spent a decade hiring only friends and family members, and then proved that it wasn't very good at hiring people it didn't know well.
This is the franchise that hired David Kahn, the least competent decisionmaker in Twin Cities sports history.
A memory: I questioned Kahn's credentials before he was hired. I was approached by a couple of Timberwolves executives who complained about the column and asked why I didn't have more respect for someone who had been Donnie Walsh's right-hand man with the Indiana Pacers.
This offered a glimpse into just how incompetent the Wolves organization was at the time. Kahn made no basketball decisions for the Pacers. He was not Walsh's right-hand man. He was shoved aside and asked to work on the Conseco Fieldhouse project so he wouldn't bother the Pacers' basketball operations people.
I knew this, and I knew very little about the NBA. Timberwolves executives, making a high-impact, big-money hire at the end of a lengthy search, somehow did not know this.
How do you take Jonny Flynn and Ricky Rubio instead of Steph Curry with the fifth and sixth picks in the draft? By hiring Kahn and letting him run the draft, even though he had no personnel expertise.